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Siege Master. Siege Master.

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love it

It's like castle clout, or crush the castle, but the blocks can break, and you get to choose your siege machine. I would very much like to see a sequel.



the Kill Kar II: Revenge the Kill Kar II: Revenge

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh my God WHY???

I just...I CAN'T STOP PLAYING!


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The Gun Game The Gun Game

Rated 5 / 5 stars

MAXIMUM UPGRADE!

%u221E% EXTREME TRIPLE-A MAXIMIZATION UN-BOREDNESS ACTIVATE GO!!!!
ACHIEVEMENTS! PHYSICS! GUNS! REALISTIC GUNS! REALISTIC GUN SOUNDS! FUN! RECOIL! PHYSICS! GUNS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
*BOOM*
But seriously, I totally recommend this game and would like to inform you sirs behind this game that a sequel would not displease me. I pray for thee and all of the fine ladies gentlemen for whom I speak that-Lo!-thou shalt not make us thirst for a successor to this fine application. I thank you for your time and RAAAAAAAAAAH SEQUEL WANT!!!



Crush the Castle: PP Crush the Castle: PP

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Physicscastlecrushingdestroycatapultrawr!

This is the pure essence of MANLINESS!
RAAAAAWR!
But seriously, this is a really awesome game.
But you should try the original Crush the Castle first, because this one is pretty hard. Try and get the hang of it first.



B: The Video Game B: The Video Game

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I knew it...

Something was keeping me up tonight. Myt internal clock, it must have been screaming...~CLOCKDAY!~
Right before this moment, I had the urge to take a look at B.
So I did. I saw this, and I'm like, NAWWWWWWWWWWWW, this can't be true. It's dated for tomorrow. Well guess what? IT IS TOMORROW!
I am finally up to date on some History in the making!



The Impossible Magic Tric The Impossible Magic Tric

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Uhhhhhh...

I thought this trick only worked on five-year-olds and cacti.
It's very easy to figure out.
But nice how the username shows up.


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NINJA Brawl NINJA Brawl

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I AM IN L-O-V-E!!!!!!!!!

THIS GAME IS EPIC WIN!
I love ninjas, and I'm a nerd, so I can't resist making ninja sounds as I beat down my enemies! SEQUEL! SEQUEL! SEQUEL!


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PIG RAPE !??!! PIG RAPE !??!!

Rated 0 / 5 stars

The HELL???

I remember this from a LOOOONG time ago, and I cant believe this hasn't been reported yet! REPORTED!



The King's Feast The King's Feast

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good, but...

glitchy as heck. 7/10



Drunken Masters Drunken Masters

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Awesome!

The fact that it DOES involve alcohol doesn't diminish its playability.
I've loved it since it came out, and i have yet to find anything like it.
my only complaint is that the bottles are a LITTLE bit hard to catch.


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JohnnySedona responds:

bump up that dexterity rating, and catching bottles is a piece of cake